#100Days100Poems Day 42 #TantrumTanka

So technically we should probably call this a #HeadlineTanka, for tantrum it is not. And I really wanted to start a whole #HeadlineHaiku, but haiku it is not. Regardless, it’s a found poem, nicked from headlines in today’s NY Times.

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“Presidents Tests A
Fresh Tactic: Toning It Down
A Softer Touch But
Not a Pivot On Positions
Unity is Elusive”

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© David Siller – 2017

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#100Days100Poems Day 41 #TantrumTanka

This #TantrumTanka isn’t found, but boy it sure sounds like him.

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Ranting & raving
about not doing any
ranting & raving
is really neither. And that’s
complicated. Well, who knew?!

© David Siller – 2017

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#100Days100Poems Day 38

Colin Mochrie tweeted a brilliant anagram of the name of our begrudged rump-in-chief the other day. There was inspiration. And percolation. And writing. It might not quite be a poem, but it’s today’s protest piece.

The Reality TV President

with apologies and thanks to Colin Mochrie

ANNOUNCING!
BBCAmerica and Faux News are proud to present a new, unscripted television series following the trials, tribulations, and traumas of a fish out of water, a New York Elite in a working class watering hole, a corrupt con man trying to outcon the controlling charlatans in an already corrupt game of grift.

 

Season 1 Episode titles include:

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Lord Dampnut

…and the Russian non-Involvement

…and the Bright Orange Effigy

…and the Second-Term Conundrum

…and the Ghost of Nixon and Emails Past

…and the Popular Vote and What it Means to Lose It

…and the Finer Points of Swamp Maintenance

…and the Alt-Right Way to build a Reich

…and the Nuclear Football Password

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Lord Dampnut

…and the Finely-Tuned Chaos Machine

…and the Gardner on the Golf Course

…and the Hollywood Walk of Fame Pentagram

…and the Itch that Grabs You by The Pussy

…and the Extra Security Inefficacy

…and the Snowflake Twitter Account

…and the Difference between Fake News & Alternative Facts

…and the Loyalty Trumpet that Plays Our Song

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Lord Dampnut

…and the deer in the headlights, horse of a different color, dog that don’t hunt, wrong monkey at the wrong circus, fish without a bicycle, shark-jumping, jail-baiting no good very bad presidency.

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Premiering in January 2017; hoping for cancellation by March 2017.

 

 

© David Siller – 2017

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#100Days100Poems Day 37 #TantrumTanka

For this return to #TantrumTanka, these found poems, with none to a little editing in some places, are compiled from direct quotes from Trumpet’s disastrous news conference from 16 February. The complete transcript of that clown show can be found here.

 

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“They’ll take this news con
ference–I’m actually
having a very
good time, ok? They’ll take this
news conference–don’t forget”

 

“That’s how I won. I
won with news conferences
and probably speeches.
I certainly didn’t win…
But I’m having a good time.”

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BONUS HAIKU

“I’m really not a
bad person, by the way. I
do get good ratings.”

 

© David Siller – 2017

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#100Days100Poems Day 36 #TantrumTanka

For this return to #TantrumTanka, these found poems, with none to a little editing in some places, are compiled from direct quotes from Trumpet’s disastrous news conference from 16 February. The complete transcript of that clown show can be found here.

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“They will say ‘Donald
Trump rants & raves at the press.’
I’m not ranting &
raving. I’m just telling you.”
“I’m not ranting & raving.”

 

“You’re dishonest peo-
ple. But–but I’m not ranting
& raving. I love
this. I’m having a good time
doing it. I’m not… raving.”

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© David Siller – 2017

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#100Days100Poems Day 35 #TantrumTanka

For this return to #TantrumTanka, these found poems, with none to a little editing in some places, are compiled from direct quotes from Trumpet’s disastrous news conference from 16 February. The complete transcript of that clown show can be found here.

“It’s all fake news.” “The
nice thing is” “I see it” “It’s
out there for the world”
“and let me tell you, it
was given out like so much”

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“Well the leaks are real.
You’re the one that wrote about
them.” “I mean the leaks.”
“The leaks are absolutely
real.” “Much of the news is fake.”

© David Siller – 2017

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#100Days100Poems Day 34 The Return of #TrumptyDumpty

Today marks the return of our favorite nightmaresery rhyme character #TrumptyDumpty.

 

Trumpty Dumpty wanted to build a
           Y U G E wall.
Trumpty Dumpty wasn't successful
           at all.
No American, not one citizen,
Thought Trumpty Dumpty would make
           America Great Again.

 

© Anjanette Siller – 2017

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#100Days100Poems Day 33

For today, a political cartoon, appropriately sketched on the back of a receipt. We’re all already paying the price, it seems.

 

receipt-cartoon

 

 

© Hector Colón – 2017

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#100Days100Poems Day 26 #TantrumTanka

As cabinet pick after cabinet pick gets confirmed, I imagine things went something like this, with Trump pointing fingers and rabid fans going wild:

 

Major donor? Un-
experienced? Sycophant?
Wanna raze guv’mint?!?!
You get a Cabinet post!
You get a Cabinet post!

 

© David Siller– 2017

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#100Days100Poems Day 19 #TantrumTanka

Let’s do one more #TantrumTanka. This is one tweet I’d like to see from the so-called Trumpet-in-chief.

I am FUCKFACE von
CLOWNSTICK and I am truly
#TERRIFIC,
#REALLYGREAT! I’m the
Original. Great. Orange. Hope.

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© David Siller – 2017

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