Remember This... I sat on the park bench and listened. I found it rather odd, actually- there was one hen and two ducks, (and I know this isn't odd, but let me continue) and they were bickering back and forth with three squawking geese. It was a fowl little debate, with neither side appearing to give even an inch. I wasn't sure what the squabble was over but they were getting pretty rowdy and beginning to attract attention. Suddenly, four corpulent porpoises burst on the scene, each with five pairs of Don Alberto tweezers. Apparently, they determined to pluck the instigators. I've always hated violence so I intervened. I thought humor was the key and I happened to have six limerick oysters with me, so I shouted to the fracas. For a moment they paused... "Give me a minute to entertain and amuse. I'm sure you'll find it better than fighting," I called. Now, if you didn't know, it's not wise to anger fat dolphins (especially when they're already engaged). And with a clap of their fins the entire area was crowded with 7,000 Macedonians in full battle array. At that moment the birds flew away, and everything became quiet. Apparently, they wanted to avoid confrontation as well. This left four porpoises and 7,000 Macedonians a bit confused, but they dispersed with nary a thought. As this ended, I realized that I had forgotten my companions. I turned back to the eight brass monkeys, who had just flown in from the ancient, sacred crypts of Egypt, and asked them their opinion on the whole affair. They shrugged their shoulders and stared at me in confusion. I guess they were wondering where I got those oysters...